MY WIFE SAID SHE WAS GOING ON A DATE WITH HER COWORKER SATURDAY — SO I SLID SEPARATION PAPERS ACROSS THE KITCHEN TABLE AND MADE HER CHOOSE WHAT “FREEDOM” ACTUALLY COST
She said it while leaning against our kitchen counter, scrolling her phone, as casually as if she were telling me we were out of milk. I should have shouted. I should have broken something. Instead, I opened a drawer, took out a manila envelope, and asked her to sign first. The look on her face…
